squarlo:

givemeinternet:

5 minutes ago they were chasing the laser

i cant believe you fucking killed your cats with a laser you fucking monster

squarlo:

givemeinternet:

5 minutes ago they were chasing the laser

i cant believe you fucking killed your cats with a laser you fucking monster

(via i-o-u-an-assbutt)


newerleaf:

gifcraft:

Going to School

I WAS NOT EXPECTING THAT

newerleaf:

gifcraft:

Going to School

I WAS NOT EXPECTING THAT

(via kensuki)


I really am trying to live as much like a lizard as I can. Hot, rock, sun, fly, tongue.

[insp. x x]

(via avengersonna)


frozendailydose:

dosageofdisney:

I was not expecting that!

I don’t think anyone was expecting that!

frozendailydose:

dosageofdisney:

I was not expecting that!

I don’t think anyone was expecting that!

(via superwholocked-in-middle-earth)


paxamdayum:

theladypipsqueak:

hipstaa-pleazz:

heavyxhand:

xviolenceagainstviolencex:

peanuhbutta:

pleatedjeans:

So, this half black/white kid got a tattoo of the Oreo barcode on his wrist


Why does it matter matter that this guy is mixed race!? You could of just written, “This kid”. Like his fucking skin colour matters! Cunt.

His bi-racial ethnicity is probably the point of the Oreo tattoo joke, cunt.

Dead.

imagine this kid working as a cashier, and this one customer is pissing them off, so they just casually swipe their tattoo under the scanner, after every item, and later the customer is just like, I DONT REMEMBER BUYING FIFTY CASES OF OREOS. (via)

whenever someone asks me what tumblr is, i will show them this post

paxamdayum:

theladypipsqueak:

hipstaa-pleazz:

heavyxhand:

xviolenceagainstviolencex:

peanuhbutta:

pleatedjeans:

So, this half black/white kid got a tattoo of the Oreo barcode on his wrist

Why does it matter matter that this guy is mixed race!? You could of just written, “This kid”. Like his fucking skin colour matters! Cunt.

His bi-racial ethnicity is probably the point of the Oreo tattoo joke, cunt.

Dead.

imagine this kid working as a cashierand this one customer is pissing them offso they just casually swipe their tattoo under the scannerafter every itemand later the customer is just likeI DONT REMEMBER BUYING FIFTY CASES OF OREOS. (via)

whenever someone asks me what tumblr is, i will show them this post

(via i-o-u-an-assbutt)


iamtonysexual:

wholockian-221b:

iamfandomstyle:

Please tell me this is a gag reel

Nope.This is an actual scene from the show.

image

thAT LITTLE JUMP SAM DOES IN THE SECOND GIF OH GOD

(via whnchesters)


can-u-not-my-wayward-son:

mootiness:

firony:

bombprince:

melonlordn:

ieatgokudera:

EYELASHES YOU ARE SUPPOSE TO PREVENT STUFF FROM FALLING IN MY EYE BUT WHEN YOU FALL IN MY EYE THEN WHAT AM I SUPPOSE TO DO YOU WERE MY LAST LINE OF DEFENSE AND YOU BETRAYED ME

How eyeronic

get off my post

You don’t have to lash out

these puns are far too cornea

eyes

(via kensuki)


Q
How do dick pics make u feel?
Anonymous
A

ladyironlungs:

the-inspired-lesbian:

This is the fucking funniest thing I have ever seen omfg.


beakersofbeer:

so in case you haven’t been on tumblr awhile

  • hail hydra
  • it’s a metaphor
  • dean showers
  • cas and dean talk on the phone and it’s adorable
  • it’s all a metaphor
  • it’s all a fucking metaphor.
  • it’s all a goddamn metaphor.

(via i-o-u-an-assbutt)


we-missed-moriarty:

abbbington:

I feel like this line right here from Rory is one of the most underrated lines in the whole of the Ponds Era. I don’t believe I’ve ever seen this moment on my dashboard before which I can’t quite understand because for me, it’s one of my favourite moments in Rory and Amy’s relationship. It may not be as big a gesture as waiting outside a box for 2000 years or jumping off a building together, but this line just means so much.

Rory is told that he will spend the rest of his life in a hotel room, never being able to see the outside world again, and what is his first and only question? “Will Amy be there?” Because as awful as the situation sounds, he’d be willing to do it if he could have Amy by his side. And that for me is why his moment is so important. I truly believe that if The Doctor had said Amy would be with him, he wouldn’t have even attempted to run or put up a fight. Instead he’d happily spend the rest of his life alone with Amy, never seeing anyone or anything but her. Because that ladies and gentlemen, is just how much Rory Williams loves his wife.

This fucking post

(via superwholocked-in-middle-earth)


I’VE REBLOGGED THIS 3 TIMES TODAY

(via badgersinbowties)


canon-autopsy:

tunnnelsnakesrule:

zombieinmybutt:

tunnnelsnakesrule:

jesscats:

josh hutcherson’s parents are probably called josh hutcherdad and josh hutchermom

actually their names are chris hutcherson and michelle hutcherson

So tell me, 

When did you graduate from Killjoke University?

2004 i was valedictorian 

valedicktorian

(via i-o-u-an-assbutt)


dalekpoetry:

hetastein:

special-snowflake-hall-of-fame:

beyoncevevo:

perfectgay:

what has four letters and is very hard

rock

math

life

This post got really deep really fast

(via i-o-u-an-assbutt)


skinnyscottish:

"I need to get to know London again. Breathe it in, every quiver of its beating heart."

skinnyscottish:

"I need to get to know London again. Breathe it in, every quiver of its beating heart."

(via i-o-u-an-assbutt)


ballpm:

i solve my problems by blatantly ignoring them and going on the internet

(via pizza)